A Man Needs A Maid - Neil Young

A Pirate Looks at Forty - Jimmy Buffett

Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty

Ballerina - Vaughn Monroe

Behind Me Lies Another Fallen Soldier - As I Lay Dying

Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) - Styx

Broken Boy Soldier - The Raconteurs

Buffalo Soldier - Bob Marley

Butcher's Hook - Slipknot

Butcher's Tale (Western Front 1914) - The Zombies

Cathy's Clown - The Everly Brothers

Centerfield - John Fogerty

Chasing Pirates - Norah Jones

Citizen/Soldier - 3 Doors Down

Clown - Mariah Carey

Clown - KoRn

Clowns - Goldfrapp

Cowboy - Kid Rock

Cowboy Dan - Modest Mouse

Cowboy Song - Thin Lizzy

Cowboys From Hell - Pantera

Cowboys To Girls - The Intruders

Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future) - Elton John

Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones

Dentist! - Cast of The Little Shop Of Horrors

Diplomat's Son - Vampire Weekend

Doctor Doctor - Just Jack

Doctor My Eyes - Jackson Browne

Doctor Robert - The Beatles

Doorman - Clipse

Dr. Wu - Steely Dan

Driver 8 - R.E.M.

Drop the Pilot - Joan Armatrading

Edith And The Kingpin - Joni Mitchell

Edna The Barmaid - The Singing Postman

Floyd The Barber - Nirvana

Funky Drummer - James Brown

Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves - Cher

Hanno The Navigator - Al Stewart

He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot - Grandaddy

Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

House Carpenter - traditional

Hurdy Gurdy Man - Donovan

I Became a Prostitute - The Twilight Sad

I Shot The Sheriff - Bob Marley

I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band) - The Moody Blues

I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me + You) - Fall Out Boy

Ice Cream Man - Van Halen

If I Were A Carpenter - Bobby Darin

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver - Primus

John Kettley Is A Weatherman - Tribe of Toffs

John The Fisherman - Primus

Joker & The Thief - Wolfmother

Just A Gigolo - David Lee Roth

Largo al Factotum - Gioachino Rossini

Lawyers In Love - Jackson Browne

Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon

Lincoln Park Pirates - Steve Goodman

Livin' Lovin' Maid (she's just a woman) - Led Zeppelin

Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner - The Dresden Dolls

Manic Mechanic - ZZ Top

Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now - George Formby

Mr Wu's An Air Raid Warden Now - George Formby

Mr. Cab Driver - Lenny Kravitz

Nation Of Checkout Girls - The Enemy

National Talk Like A Pirate Day - Lambchop

Oh! Mr Porter - Marie Lloyd

One Tin Soldier (The Legend of Billy Jack) - Coven

Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels) - Jim Croce

Paparazzi On Mopeds - The Cranberries

Paperback Writer - The Beatles

Paperboy - Bruce Hornsby

Patricia The Stripper - Chris de Burgh

Patricia The Stripper - The Wombats

Piano Man - Billy Joel

Piazza, New York Catcher - Belle and Sebastian

Pirate Jenny - Nina Simone

Pirate Jet - Gorillaz

Please Mr. Postman - The Marvelettes

Postman Pat And His Black And White Cat - Postman Pat

Postman's Lament - The Singing Postman

Pretty Ballerina - The Left Banke

Private Dancer - Tina Turner

Rag And Bone - The White Stripes

Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell

Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

Rodeo Clowns - G. Love and Special Sauce

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner - Warren Zevon

Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce

Sail On Sailor - The Beach Boys

Sailor - Petula Clark

Save a Horse, (Ride a Cowboy) - Big & Rich

Secret Agent Man - Johnny Rivers

Send In The Clowns - Judy Collins

Shepherd Of The Hills - Jack Hylton

Shipbuilding - Elvis Costello

Single-Handed Sailor - Dire Straits

Sky Pilot - The Animals

Soldier Of Fortune - Deep Purple

Son Of A Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield

Son of a Son of a Sailor - Jimmy Buffett

Spiral Architect - Black Sabbath

Stella The Artist - David Gray

Substitute - The Who

Taxman - The Beatles

Tears Of A Clown - The English Beat

Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

That Girl Is A Cowboy - Garth Brooks

The Architect - dEUS

The Architect - Red Light Company

The Art Teacher - Rufus Wainwright

The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice

The Bold Fisherman - traditional

The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel

The Dancer - Leo Sayer

The Gasman Cometh - Crass

The Gasman Cometh - Flanders & Swann

The Last DJ - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers

The Little Drummer Boy - The Harry Simeone Chorale

The London Cabby - Charles Coborn

The Loneliness of a Tower Crane Driver - Elbow

The Lumberjack Song - Monty Python

The Mariner's Revenge Song - The Decemberists

The Mayor Of Bayswater's Daughter - traditional

The Milkman Of Human Kindness - Billy Bragg

The Nurse - The White Stripes

The Nurse Who Loved Me - A Perfect Circle

The Painter - Deep Purple

The Pirate's Gospel - Alela Diane

The Postman And The Milk Girl - The Singing Postman

The Preacher Won't Have To Lie - Lee Ann Womack

The Priest And The Matador - Senses Fail

The Scientist - Coldplay

The Sheriff Of Huddersfield - Iron Maiden

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man - The Rolling Stones

The Unknown Soldier - The Doors

The Window Cleaner No. 2 - George Formby

The Wrestler - Bruce Springsteen

Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor - The Yardbirds

Toy Soldiers - Martika

Watching The Detectives - Elvis Costello

While Shepherds Watched their Flocks - Choir of King's College

Witch Doctor - David Seville (The Chipmunks)

Working Man - Rush