• This is country
    Count- (one, two, three, four)

    Souped up, jacked up, turn it up, feel the love
    Trucker hat, western snap, Wrangler jeans, Skoal
    In a field, on a boat, on a farm, and a goat
    Ride 'em ride 'em hometown, homegrown, this my home
    This my town, country country yes sirree, backroad
    Backwoods, bonfire, I'm on fire, firecracker
    Fourth of July, white t-shirt, apple pie, barefoot
    Bigfoot, bushy beard, here comes the hook

    Whoa whoa, yee-haw!
    Whoa whoa

    Turn it on, get it on, bring it on, Les Poissons
    Git 'er done, hot dog buns, Chevrolet, anti-gay
    On a beach, up the holler, 'nother song, good dollar
    Cowboy, that's my name, blue jeans, tight jeans
    Holey jeans, cutoff jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans, jeans
    Dashboard, dry humpin', Hank thumpin', country bumpkin
    Country boy, country girl, thank God I'm a country boy
    Long-haired country boy and I'm out here in the country
    Whoo, we're keepin' it country! (two, seven, four, nine)

    Whoa whoa, yee-haw!
    Whoa whoa (catfish)

    There used to be a place downtown
    Where they threw nut shells on the floor
    But they cleaned up and went corporate
    And now I don't go there no more
    My mama bartended that place
    When it was a dive and alive
    But they sold it out to retire
    And chase that American Pie
    Now we got no Hank and Johnny
    No Waylon playin', Dwight Yoakam on radio
    Just a crazy load of these country posers
    I suppose a couple are real
    But they'll never make it
    So thank God for Sturgill Simpson 'cause Music Row can fuckin' save it
    But I'm fuckin' gettin' it son
    A hollow tip followin' jumps through Tennessee with the remedy, You should be gettin' some
    Or Juda Jennings, a new beginning
    A rude awakening for you who fakin' the music industry out

    Whoa whoa
    Whoa whoa
    Whoa whoa
    Whoa whoa
    Whoa whoa
    Whoa whoa
    Oh, count-country
    Yeah and fishin'
    Yee-haw! Writer/s: Angaleena Presley, Michael Atha
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind


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