Dr. Carter

Album: Tha Carter III (2008)
  • Where's my coffee?
    Good morning doctor carter (hey sweetie)
    Looks like its going to be a long day. (another one what we got?)
    Your first patient (yeah)
    Is suffering from a lack of concept (uh-huh)
    Originality (ugh)
    His flow is weak (another one)
    And he has no style (ugh)
    What'cha got for um?

    OK, let me put my gloves on and my scrubs on.
    Dr.carter to the rescue.
    Excuse me if I'm late,
    But like a thief it takes time to be this great
    Ha! so just wait, your style is a disgrace,
    Your rhymes are fifth place and I'm just grace.
    One, uno, ace and I'm tryin' to make your heart beat like bass,
    But your sweet like cake and I come to fix
    Whatever you shall break.
    Where is your originality?
    You are so fake so picture me like a gallery.
    Capture what I say.
    All I need is one mic.
    All I need is one take.
    Like hey, brighter then the sun ray got a pistols on the playground.
    Watch the gun-play like.
    No kidding, no kids in the way,
    But the kids do watch.
    Gotta watch what we say.
    Gotta work everyday.
    Gotta not be cliche.
    Gotta stand out like Andre 3k.
    Gotta kick it kick it like the sensei.
    You gotta have faith you gotta gotta wait wait
    Think I think I lost 'em

    Good afternoon doctor carter
    Nurse
    I don't know about this one
    His confidence is down
    Vocab and metaphors needs work
    And he lost respect for the game
    Ah let me see
    Think you can save him?

    OK.
    Respect is in the heart.
    So that's where I'm a start.
    And a lot of heart patients don't make it.
    Now hey kid
    Plural I graduated
    Cause you could get through anything if magic made it.
    And that was called recycling
    Or re-reciting
    Something cause you just like it
    So you say it just like it.
    Some say its biting
    But I say its enlightening
    Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest.
    And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest.
    And Dr. Jeezy can fix your back up the nicest.
    Arthritis in my hand from writing.
    But I'm a doctor they don't understand my writing.
    So I stop writing.
    Now I'm like lighting.
    And you ain't Vince Young so don't clash with the titans.
    Fast and exciting.
    My passion is frighting.
    Now let me put some more vocab in your i.v.
    Here take this Vicodin
    Like it and love it
    And confidence has no budget
    So pay me no mind
    I don't walk like I talk it cause I'm running
    I don't do it cause I done it and I'm in the emergency unit
    God damn it I've lost another one

    Good evening doctor carter its been a long day
    But this one looks much better then the others
    His respect is back up
    Concepts sound good his style is showing strong signs of improvement
    All he needs now is some swagger
    OK let me take my gloves off then

    Swagger tighter then a yeast infection.
    Fly go hard like geese erection.
    Fashion patrol police detection.
    I stay tight like Chinese connection.
    I stay tight like pussy at night.
    Baby don't get me wrong I could do that pussy right.
    But I'm too wrong to write.
    Too fresh to fight.
    Too paid to freestyle.
    Too paid to freestyle.
    I had to say it twice
    Swagger so nice.
    And don't ask me shit unless it concern a price.
    And I don't rap fast I rap slow.
    Cause I mean every letter in the words in the sentence of my quotes.
    Swagger just flow sweeter then honey oats.
    That swagger I got it I wear it like a coat.
    Wait, as I put the light down his throat.
    I can only see flow.
    His blood starting to flow.
    His lungs starting to grow.
    This one starting to show.
    Strong signs of life.
    Wheres the stitches here's the knife.
    Smack his face his eyes open I reply what a night.
    Welcome back hip hop I saved your life.

    He looks good
    His vitals are up
    He's looking good
    He's looking good
    I think we got one
    Doctor carter I think we got one
    Yup we got one
    We saved him
    He's good
    He's good
    We got one
    He's good
    He's good
    We got 'em
    He's a go
    He's good

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