Real Girls Eat Cake

Album: Yet to be Titled (2014)
Charted: 37
  • Hey girl,
    I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
    But you got some on your teeth, you fucking dipshit,
    You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Let's go,
    When we go out we make a great scene,
    You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
    You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)

    I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
    I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
    I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
    (It's really stupid this song).

    I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
    I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
    You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date,
    'Cause real girls eat cake.
    To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
    The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
    When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
    'Cause real girls eat cake.

    I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
    Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
    But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Let me have a word with your mom
    'Cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)
    It must run in your genes
    If you get me,
    I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah)

    I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
    I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
    I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
    (I like you).

    I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
    I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
    You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date,
    'Cause real girls eat cake
    To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
    The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
    When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
    'Cause real girls eat cake.

    Real girls, real girls,
    Real girls eat cake
    Real girls, real girls,
    Real girls eat cake
    Real girls, real girls,
    Real girls eat cake
    Real girls, real girls,
    Real girls eat cake

    To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
    The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
    When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
    'Cause real girls eat cake

    Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
    And vanilla cake that would be nice
    And ice whipped cream cake
    And chocolate cake, cream cake also with a lemon and herb cake
    And some fat cake overthere
    Tomatosauce cake overthere
    Vegemite cake ooooh what other cakes can we have?
    Jacob Fultons fuckin' cake Writer/s: JARED COTTER, JUSTIN LUCAS, JAMIL CHAMMAS, JEREMY SKALLER, ANTHONY KRONFLE, KAMALIJIT JHOOTI, BEAU BROOKS, JAMES YAMMOUNE, JAI BROOKS, LUKE BROOKS, DANIEL SAHYOUNE
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc., SENTRIC MUSIC, REACH MUSIC PUBLISHING
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