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Instead of Holiday Cheer, George Michael Penned a Christmas Classic About a Bitter Breakup

โ€œLast Christmasโ€ by Wham! remains an enduring holiday hit. Written by George Michael and released in 1984 by his duo with Andrew Ridgeley, the single describes the aftermath of a bitter breakup, which supports my case that the best Christmas songs are often the saddest.

You Gave It Away

In the hook, Michael uses a gift metaphor to explain the hurt he feels after his partner has moved on. Now the pop star looks for someone who wonโ€™t return his present.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
Iโ€™ll give it to someone special.

Heโ€™s not over his lover. They meet the following year, and now Michael feels almost like a stranger. He says โ€œbabyโ€, but the ex seems to respond with indifference.

Meanwhile, the track hints at optimism, but the lyrics reiterate Michaelโ€™s despairโ€”like someone whoโ€™s feeling depressed while a Christmas party rages around them.

Once bitten and twice shy,
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?
Well, itโ€™s been a year; it doesnโ€™t surprise me
.
Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it,
With a note saying, โ€œI love youโ€, I meant it.
Now I know what a fool Iโ€™ve been,
But if you kissed me now, I know youโ€™d fool me again
.

Sounds Familiar

Though the tune is sad, itโ€™s also incredibly catchy. โ€œLast Christmasโ€ echoesโ€”or borrows from, depending on who you askโ€”โ€œCanโ€™t Smile Without Youโ€, a hit for Barry Manilow in 1978.

A plagiarism case was brought to court in the mid-80s, but it was tossed out after a musicologist presented evidence of more than 60 songs with similar melodic and chordal structures.

Still, what you canโ€™t claim copyright of is a broken heart. And in โ€œLast Christmasโ€, Michael makes one thing clear: He canโ€™t smile without his ex.

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes,
Iโ€™m hiding from you and your soul of ice.
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on,
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
.

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