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Megan Thee Stallion Revives Her Alter Ego on “Tina Tuesday Freestyle”

Megan Thee Stallion and her alter ego, Tina Snow, return in the Texas rapper’s latest single, “Tina Tuesday Freestyle”. In what is likely a preview of Megan’s new album, Act III, the new track features Snow swaggering and bullying on a regular old Tuesday. The upcoming album follows Megan: Act II, released in 2024. (As of this writing, there’s no official release date for Act III.)

Tina Snow is also the name of Megan’s 2018 EP, featuring the rapper’s first charting single, “Big Ole Freak”. But Snow’s back here and starts with a shout-out to the track’s producer, Buddah Bless.

Lookin’ Lost When Thee Stallion Ain’t Postin’

Megan, as Snow, opens the first verse with choice words for the disappearing men in her life.

Respectfully, you gettin’ left on seen,
I’m the type of b***h let the dead rest
.

Don’t come around here no more, as Tom Petty once sang.

Next, she announces she won’t settle for “broke boys” all while looking so good that even AI doesn’t have the processing power to recreate her style.

I don’t gotta settle, I’m a motherf***in’ native,
Look too good, AI couldn’t generate it.

Why is it that every b***h hate me got a little look to ’em?
Stalk all the content, send a book to ’em,
Wanna know the shoe size, put the foot to ’em.
Fell in love with the sauce, I ain’t cook for him
,
And he can’t finesse me ’cause I’m Shug to him.

The swagger continues as Snow directs her attention toward “Bi-bi-bi***es” who are “sick of me throwin’ sh*t up.” And if these ladies didn’t get the point, Snow might just have a tryst with their father:

I’m makin’ it twirl like Taffy,
B***h, you know where I’m at with your papi.
I like ’em old ’cause daddies ain’t chatty, hmm,
F**k around and be your new mammy
.

Still Runnin’ Through the Mall

The taunt continues as Snow runs the mall with a dad. And there’s no slowing her down as Megan Thee Stallion’s Act III era is upon us.

Fox tail on my jeans, throw it, make it swing, yeah,
And I’m still runnin’ through the mall with your motherf***in’ daddy
.

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