This humorous ditty from the Texas group Asleep at the Wheel offers some valuable advice: don't pee on the Alamo.
As mentioned in the song, Ozzy Osbourne once did this (he actually peed on a monument across the street), and he was not welcomed back to San Antonio for 10 years.
Written by group members Ray Benson
and Dave Sanger, the message in the song is clear:It's a symbol of our state
Not a place to urinate