This song tells of a rough night out in Slaves' home town of Royal Tunbridge Wells. The track disappeared from the band's setlists because the duo fear its two-minute, spoken-word intro and 27-second running time might mark them out as jokers. "I feel like we're a small percentage a comedy band – like, we're not a joke, but at the same time, it is a joke?" guitarist Laurie Vincent told NME. "I think you've got to have both sides."
"The Night Chicago Died" was written and recorded by the British group Paper Lace. They talk about Al Capone in the song, but got a lot of details wrong - understandable since they wrote it based on gangster movies.