This was originally written for Staind's Chapter V. album. Frontman Aaron Lewis explained to Artist Direct how it ended up on The Illusion of Progress: "We kept it off the record because we were assured that we'd be able to use it for a movie soundtrack or something good like that, since they weren't going to use it as a single. So it was worth more for us to hold onto it and hopefully have it put on a soundtrack, rather than being put on the record and never being considered as a single anyways. We thought it was a great song, so we kept it from that previous session. It is pretty cool that it fits here though."
This is a bonus track on the iTunes Deluxe Edition of the album.
Who writes a song about a name they found in a phone book? That's just one of the everyday things these guys find to sing about. Anything in their field of vision or general scope of knowledge is fair game. If you cross paths with them, so are you.