Mistress For Christmas

Album: The Razors Edge (1990)
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  • Jingle bells, jingle bells
    Jingle all the day
    I just can't wait till Christmas time
    When I can grope you in the hay

    Easy come, easy go
    Have a good time with lots of dough
    Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
    Love'm and leave'm on with the show

    Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
    Money to spend with a capital S
    Get a date with the woman in red
    Want to be in heaven with three in a bed
    (One of me in heaven)

    He got it, I want it
    They got it, I can't have it
    But I want it, but it don't matter
    She got it, and I can't get it
    I want a mistress for Christmas
    I want a mistress for Christmas

    Ooh yeah, haha yeah
    I want a mistress for Christmas
    Come on

    Easy come, easy go
    Slippin' high, slippin' low (yeah, aw right)

    He got it, I want it
    They got it, I can't have it
    I want it, don't matter
    She got it, and I can't get it

    (Mistress)
    He got it, I want it
    (For Christmas)
    They got it, and I can't have it
    (Mistress)
    But I want it, it don't matter
    (For Christmas)
    She got it, and I can't get a

    Mistress for Christmas

    You know what I'm talkin' about
    Mistress for Christmas
    You gotta send me down
    You gotta send me down
    Mistress for Christmas
    I want the woman in red with bow in my bed
    (Mistress for Christmas)
    I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
    I want to ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells Writer/s: Angus Young, Malcolm Young
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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