Ralph Wiggum

Album: Hefty Fine (2005)
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  • I'm going to Africa, yes ma'am,
    I'm a brick, was President Lincoln.
    Okay, Mittens!
    There's a dog in the vent,
    Chicken necks,
    I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
    I fell out two times

    I'm pedaling backwards,
    This Snowflake tastes like fishsticks
    We're a totem pole
    Dying tickles
    I heard a Frankenstein lives there,
    She's touching my special area,
    Go banana!

    Ralphie (Ralphie)
    Get off (Get off)
    The stage (The stage)
    Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
    Oh say, can you rock?
    I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!
    Salmon gutter

    I'm Idaho,
    You smell like dead bunnies,
    That's where I saw the leprechaun,
    Fun toys are fun
    Chocolate microscopes,
    You're not it, that is so 1991,
    I bit my tongue

    Ralphie (Ralphie)
    Get off (get off)
    The stage (The stage)
    Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
    Oh say, can you rock?
    I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!
    Yvan eht nioj
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    My sash says Ultraman! Writer/s: A. GLAZIER, A. JEAN, B. KELLEY, B. OAKLEY, D. COHEN, D. GREANEY, D. PAYNE, G. MEYER, IAN H. MAXTONE-GRAHAM, J. FRINK, J. O'BRIEN, J. REARDON, J. STERNIN, J. VENTIMILA, J. WEINSTEIN, JAMES M. FRANKS, JOHN JOSEPH SWARTZWELDER, R. APPEL, T. LONG, T. MARTIN
    Publisher: FOX MUSIC, INC., Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Andreas from Copenhagen, Denmark"Ralphie get off the stage sweetheart"
    is a quote from ralphs father btw
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