Buy Me a Boat

Album: Buy Me a Boat (2015)
Charted: 41
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  • I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be
    Working like a dog all day, ain't working for me
    I wish I had a rich uncle that'd kick the bucket
    And I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett
    I know everybody says
    Money can't buy happiness

    But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
    It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
    Yeah, and I know what they say
    Money can't buy everything
    Well, maybe so
    But it could buy me a boat

    They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar
    But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars
    I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil
    And you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle
    I'm sure that's probably true
    But it still sounds pretty cool

    'Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
    It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
    Yeah, and I know what they say
    Money can't buy everything
    Well, maybe so
    But it could buy me a boat

    To float down on the water with a beer
    I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting' on a hundred mill
    Well, that'll buy me a brand new rod and reel

    And it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
    It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
    Yeah, and I know what they say
    Money can't buy everything
    Well, maybe so
    But it could buy me a boat

    Yeah, and I know what they say
    Money can't buy everything
    Well, maybe so
    But it can buy me a boat
    It can buy me a boat Writer/s: Charles Christopher Du Bois, Chris Janson
    Publisher: Anthem Entertainment, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Spirit Music Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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  • Mary Ann Packard from Spencer, MaI found buy me a boat. I have played it no ly. 10. Times in a row. I know every note I sing it with you since the second time.... I was so shocked and awed. You are pure magic!!! This is everything.... it says it all!!!!!!! I’m sorry... I miss your song. Already .... I thank you for writing that song it is so funny. It’s so perfect. I have never had a song speak directly a deep pain in my heart!!!!!!!!! Thank you Chris
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