"Err Simmer down ladies and gentlemen, Simmer down, hey, you're acting rather irresponsibly right now, god damn you all"
Hold your horses, steady now, 'Cause we're floating precariously and therefore furthermore frivolously On tectonic plates Everything we stand on and everything we stand for Is rather unstable right now So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare But I think I'll tease my pallet with some crudités, just to prepare Cos you see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine.
Argh! This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed! So knuckle down and use your head Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents
Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up) Now i think we should take a leaf from the promised book (burn it up burn it up) Lets throw it up and start again Lets throw it up and start again Shoo!
Nicely does it now Steady hold, hold, target locked Cop a load of this one Arr yeah!
Ah That was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very sat-is-fied I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine. The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable,
All in all a splendid spread.
Writer/s: CHRIS BATTEN, LIAM RORY CLEWLOW, ROBERT ROLFE, ROUGHTON REYNOLDS
Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
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