Short Dick Man

Album: On The Attack And More (1994)
Charted: 11 14
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  • Ah, ah, ah, ah
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Don't don't don't don't don't don't
    Don't don't don't don't
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want

    What in the world is that thing?
    Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
    That has got to be the smallest dick
    I've ever seen in my whole life
    I have ever seen in my whole life
    Get the fuck outta here

    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want

    Uh! Uh! Uh!
    Isn't that cute an extra belly button
    You need to put your pants back on honey

    Don't don't don't don't don't don't
    Don't don't don't don't
    Don't want don't want don't want don't want
    Don't want no short dick man
    Don't want no short dick man

    Iny wee iny wee
    Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man

    Pobre, pobrecito
    Que diablo eso
    Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
    Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

    Don't don't don't don't Writer/s: CARLOS ROSARIO, MANFRED MOHR
    Publisher: O/B/O DistroKid
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