So assuming this weekend there's a part of me that's thinkin of coming up to join you You know I sure wouldn't want to.. Ruin all your chances on your one night stand romances Doing tequila shots, I always loved you but it was never enough
And while your licking salt off of each other Know that I'll be wishing Throwing this all my over shoulder
Hoping for sores to form upon your lips So the alcohol burns warm with every sip Are you burning now? Dial 911 emergency, to come let you down
And when you wake tomorrow morning with a hang over from hell Don't bother calling me, there's no need for you to kiss and tell Because tonight will be my night, I'm calling all my friends The boys are going out tonight
The potion in our bottles it will be singing to me sleep The world at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep
It says "Hey man, stand up for yourself" "Hey man, I got a plan for you, it's working oh so well"
I picked up the pay phone and I held the zero down Please operator, collect call to out of town The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (The night)
Yeah, so tonight, will be my night I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.
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