God Help My Man

Album: Album Number Two (2010)
Play Video
  • There must be a real good reason why he ain't home yet
    There must be a real bad wreck slowing him down
    I'm hoping he blew a tire, his old truck flipped and caught on fire
    'Cause God help my man if he's foolin' around

    If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows
    While I'm cooking his dinner and washing his clothes,
    If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed,
    He's got another thing coming upside of his head

    I hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to
    I pray that's her lipstick on his shirt this morning I found
    These seven numbers I see in his pocket better win the lottery
    'Cause God help my man, if he's foolin' around

    If he's fooling around with some hussy he knows
    While I'm rocking his babies and washing his clothes,
    If he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed,
    He's got a frying pan coming upside of his head

    I hope he's got a real good lawyer cause he's gonna need one
    'Cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town
    By the time I'm through I'm getting my half and I'm taking his too
    'Cause God help my man if he's fooling around
    Yea God help my man if he's a foolin' around Writer/s: JAMIE N TEACHENOR, PAUL LESTER OVERSTREET, RORY LEE N FEEK
    Publisher: Anthem Entertainment, Reservoir Media Management, Inc., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments

Be the first to comment...

Editor's Picks

Gary LeVox

Gary LeVoxSongwriter Interviews

On "Life Is A Highway," his burgeoning solo career, and the Rascal Flatts song he most connects with.

Jay, Peaches, Spinderella and other Darrining Victims

Jay, Peaches, Spinderella and other Darrining VictimsSong Writing

Just like Darrin was replaced on Bewitched, groups have swapped out original members, hoping we wouldn't notice.

Danny Kortchmar

Danny KortchmarSongwriter Interviews

Danny played guitar on Sweet Baby James, Tapestry, and Running On Empty. He also co-wrote many hit songs, including "Dirty Laundry," "Sunset Grill" and "Tender Is The Night."

Adam Duritz of Counting Crows

Adam Duritz of Counting CrowsSongwriter Interviews

"Mr. Jones" took on new meaning when the song about a misguided view of fame made Adam famous.

David Paich of Toto

David Paich of TotoSongwriter Interviews

Toto's keyboard player explains the true meaning of "Africa" and talks about working on the Thriller album.

Judas Priest

Judas PriestSongwriter Interviews

Rob Halford, Richie Faulkner and Glenn Tipton talk twin guitar harmonies and explain how they create songs in Judas Priest.