The Adventures Of Moon Man & Slim Shady

Album: single release only (2020)
Charted: 44 22
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  • Yup (aww)
    Yup (mmh-aww)
    Uh-huh
    Yeah, nigga

    Yeah, it's been a minute, but I'm back in it (uh)
    Y'all ain't dealing with the same boy (no)
    Got a little trippy, then I transitioned (yeah)
    New attitude mixed with that pure raw (uh)
    The night game, your girl called
    She like, "Do me, baby, down to get busy, busy?" (Yes)
    No dice, chill, whoadie (no)
    In life, feeling dizzy
    Oh, having visions of the city and I go to war
    See me in the day through the late night (night)
    Tell 'em it's the charm, I'm in freeze mode
    To the gods, can't stop a hero when he in flight (flight)
    I'm swimming in the light right
    Go and get you some, go and show 'em something, this a new thang
    Yeah, I let my nuts hang (yeah)
    Knock your top off with LeBron or Dwyane Wade (yeah)
    Aww, lift off
    Can't stunt a nigga growth, better get gone, move along (uh)
    You don't wanna trip, wanna get it on (uh)
    You don't wanna act, don't get me wrong (nah)
    They don't listen to the words in the song (uh-huh)
    We ain't gotta tell 'em, we just getting ready (yeah)
    See 'em fronting, we ain't kidding
    If you want it, you can get it
    Members of the rage, come and get you some
    Next step's out the jet from the lean back (ow)
    Running 'round the world and we ain't packed
    Hit 'em, vroom, vroom, leave 'em stuck, oh, you seen that? (ow)
    I'm chillin' where the team at
    See a black Benz pull up with some jawns, yeah, I need that
    So crazy, can't believe it
    No cams, damn, no filming at all, real nigga facts (come on)
    Years ago, rehab
    All good, helped me figure out another plan
    It got bad, so bad
    Nah, I ain't fucking love that, man
    Then I hopped out in a new zone with my Louis bag
    True story, take you through the dark and the light (yeah)
    Godson, got through new
    Back up in the world, it's the day in the life (Cud)
    Hit the blunt and get it (dude)
    Raised bars (uh), same song, we did it (yeah)
    Hot sauce, pour it on all jams, explicit
    Carry on, smoke strong, got your mama down with it (come on)
    And the game fuckin' needed something dirty raw
    Tell them this the law and we weeded, uh (yeah)

    So if it's God you believe in (yeah)
    Bob your head and just nod in agreement (yeah)
    They say time's undefeated
    I'ma be the first one who can beat it (yeah)
    I had hoop dreams (yup), now I shoot threes (what?)
    Got a lil' green (yeah), but I don't do weed (nope)
    Purp nor lean (nah), that's Tunechi (yeah)
    That's New Orleans (what?), Fuck Drew Brees (yeah)
    Snoop D-O-double (uh), that's two G's (yup)
    I probably spent on paper, ooh-wee
    Since Tuesday, probably killed a few trees (yeah)
    But the only ones I smoke are the loose leaf
    Not high, but I'm your highness (what?)
    And secretly, you're my dick (ha)
    But you haters are butthurt (ow), bunch of sore hind-ends (ow)
    I was just a poor white kid (yeah)
    Now if rap was B-ball, I'd be Jordan-like, bitch (what?)
    You wish you could score like this (nah), yeah
    Not even at half court, I'd miss (nah)
    I'm mouthwash, 'cause if I was on the floor, I'd swish (fluoride, fluoride, swish)
    But I cannot lie (nah) I got you in my top five
    Worst rappers of all time (ha, ha)
    I lost my spot, y'all got Alzheim' (uh)
    King of rap? Nah, their words, not mine (yeah)
    King of swear words and not lying (yeah)
    You should never compare yours (nope)
    A toll-free number (yeah), only way you'll ever have a hot line
    Fuck's going on, man? (Yeah)
    Bunch of half-wits up in office (what?)
    Half of us walking around like a zombie apocalypse
    Other half are just pissed off and (yeah)
    Don't wanna wear a mask and they're just scoffing
    And that's how you end up catching the shit off 'em
    I just used the same basket as you shopping
    Now I'm in a fuckin' casket from you coughin' (damn)
    Always stay ahead of haters, let 'em hate
    But never let a traitor penetrate your circle
    Separate yourself from those who try to pull you down
    The real ones never stray, it's sort of like Medusa (yeah)
    That's how you stay ahead of snakes (woo)
    Emcees pull out gats, I don't give a fuck how strapped
    You're gonna out-rap me? I doubt that
    Please, bitch, I'm a house rat
    These raps are 'bout that cheese like mousetraps
    Earthlings, I adapt to 'em
    Certain things, I don't want to do, but have to in
    Order to just act human
    Like using a bathroom and vacuuming (yeah)
    Rapping in the booth in a triple fat goose hazmat suit
    Bubble wrap and a mask too and
    I don't think that's what they meant by trap music (nah)
    Running through ink like I'm tattooing (yeah)
    This is music to be murdered by, you love
    Turn the volume up, I am fired up like a blunt
    Bread is long like an Italian sub, I am drugs
    That is probably why your opinion of me's high as fuck
    And it's nonstop fury (yeah)
    'Cause I ain't holding 'em up like an armed robbery (nah)
    And God's my jury, so when I die, I'm not worried (nah)
    Prayers to George Floyd and Ahmaud Arbery (yeah)
    How the fuck is it that so many cops are dirty? (Huh?)
    Stop, man, please, officer, I'm sorry
    But I can't breathe when I got you on top of me
    Your goddamn knee's on my carotid artery (fuck)

    The adventures of Moon Man and Slim (ah)
    Yes, who want it with them?
    The trilogy continues
    Serving niggas, yes, see what's on the menu (yeah)
    Watch 'em panic, hot damnit (let's get it, baby)
    Hope you fuckers understand it
    The realer for you niggas
    Come and get these scriptures (yeah)
    Rap God (uh)
    Rager Writer/s: Julian Gramma, Luis Resto, Marshall Mathers, Oladipo Omishore, Scott Mescudi
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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