Freaky Friday

Album: Single release only (2018)
Charted: 1 8
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  • Lil Dicky, ooh
    Mustard on the beat, ho

    I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
    I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
    There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
    I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
    I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
    Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
    Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
    Ohh, I can sing so well
    Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
    Wait, can I really say the n-word?
    What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
    Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
    You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggas
    'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
    I'm that nigga

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
    Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
    I'm in Chris Brown's body
    I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

    (Ring ring) What the fuck?
    I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
    Ugh, what the fuck?
    This shit is real weak
    How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
    Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
    Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
    Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
    I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
    Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
    Why his momma calling all the time?
    Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
    Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
    Hope my daughter's in school
    Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
    What would I do?

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
    Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
    I'm in Chris Brown's body
    I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

    If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
    I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
    I'm balling on the court, oh my God I can dunk
    Snap a flick of my junk
    My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
    Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
    I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
    I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
    I don't know who that is
    Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
    Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
    Walked up to that motherfucker
    Wait, think it through for a sec
    If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
    But wait, I love myself
    That was the key, now we're switching back

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (I can't believe)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

    Wait, what the fuck?
    And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
    It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
    What the fuck again?
    I'm DJ Khaled
    Why am I yelling?
    Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
    I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
    Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
    I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman Writer/s: AMMO, BENNY BLANCO, CAT CASHMERE, CHRIS BROWN, DAVID BURD, DIJON MCFARLANE, TWICE AS NICE .
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC
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