Freaky Friday

Album: Single release only (2018)
Charted: 1 8
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  • Lil Dicky, ooh
    (Mustard on the beat, ho)

    I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my God I'm the man (oh shit)
    I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
    There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
    I just FaceTimed Kanye (brrp, brrp)
    I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
    Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
    Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
    Ohh, I can sin' so well
    Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
    Wait, can I really say the n-word?
    What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
    Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
    You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggas
    'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
    I'm that nigga

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
    Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
    I'm in Chris Brown's body
    I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

    (Ring-ring) What the fuck?
    I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
    Ugh, what the fuck?
    This shit is real weak
    How his dick stayin' perched up on his balls like that?
    Walkin' down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
    Ain't no paparazzi flashin' pictures, this is great (whoa)
    Ain't nobody judgin' 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
    I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
    Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
    Why's his momma callin' all the time?
    Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
    Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
    Hope my daughter's in school
    Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
    What would I do?

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
    Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
    I'm in Chris Brown's body
    I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

    If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
    I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
    I'm ballin' on the court, oh my God I can dunk
    Snap a flick of my junk
    My dick is trendin' on Twitter? Fuck
    Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into gettin' in
    I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
    I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
    I don't know who that is
    Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
    Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
    Walked up to that motherfucker
    Wait, think it through for a sec
    If you hurtin' me then you only hurtin' yourself
    But wait, I love myself
    That was the key, now we're switchin' back

    I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
    Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
    But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
    (I can't believe)
    I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

    Wait, what the fuck?
    And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
    It's way less cool than bein' Chris Brown was
    What the fuck again?
    I'm DJ Khaled
    Why am I yellin'?
    Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
    I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
    Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
    I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman Writer/s: Benjamin Joseph Levin, Christopher Maurice Brown, David Andrew Burd, Dijon Isaiah McFarlane, Joshua Emanuel Coleman, Lewis Beresford Hughes, Magnus August Hoiberg, Nicholas Valentino Audino
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Hipgnosis Songs Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
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