New Boobs
by NOFX

Album: Ribbed (1991)
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  • Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
    My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
    I want thirty six D

    I'm not receiving enough affection
    Gonna get me a silicon injection
    And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

    My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
    What I need is cosmetic surgery
    Be the best I can be

    Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
    Who needs to diet when liposuction
    Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

    Now my body is a model,
    A flawless perfection
    I most certainly will cause an erection
    Wherever I go, but I still don't know

    The reason I can't find a mate
    Guys I meet ejaculate
    Then leave through the door,
    I can't take anymore

    New boobs... jugs
    New boobs... jugs
    New boobs... jugs
    New boobs... jugs

    My Darling, I love you
    And you know my love is true
    But, sweetheart, something's come between us
    And those new boobs just aren't you Writer/s: MIKE BURKETT, STEPHEN DOUGLAS KIDWILER
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
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