Alphabet Pony

Album: Midnight Boom (2008)
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  • [Chorus: ]
    He's the alphabet pony
    He's the alphabet pony

    Phony monkey toy money lose end soda hands
    Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
    Just say it

    [Chorus: ]

    No fun not happy got no money need a friend
    A volcano dish on a mountaintop to live it

    [Chorus: Repeat 2X]

    Cancel Sunday
    Cancel Monday
    Don't look at me
    I've been running on a no-tomorrow road at great speed
    N-n-n-need a punch
    A pop a bang
    A different song
    Like a nice new home
    Needs a mean stray dog

    [Chorus: Repeat 2X]

    Oh we go up down
    Up down up down town again
    We like the walk the talk
    Don't stop and fall into the quicksand
    Sharp teeth dry heat
    Can't breach too many sins
    Don't forget my cigarettes
    And get something that we can drink

    [Chorus: Repeat 2X] Publisher: DOMINO PUBLISHING COMPANY
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Theresa from Murfreesboro, TnFunny how a song about nothing could be so addictive.
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