Dick In A Box

Album: Incredibad (2006)
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  • Hey, girl
    I got somethin' real important to give you
    So just sit down and listen

    Girl, you know we been together
    Such a long, long time (such a long time)
    And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
    Well, you know it's Christmas
    And my heart is open wide (open wide)
    Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
    A gift real special, so take off the top
    Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

    Not gonna get you a diamond ring
    That sort of gift don't mean anything
    Not gonna get you a fancy car
    Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
    Not gonna get you a house in the hills
    A girl like you needs somethin' real
    Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
    (Something special, girl)

    It's my dick in a box
    My dick in a box, babe
    It's my dick in a box
    Ooh, my dick in a box, girl
    See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving (yeah)
    And I got just the one
    Somethin' to show you that you are second to none (yeah, yeah, yeah)

    To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
    It's easy to do, just follow these steps
    One, cut a hole in a box
    Two, put your junk in that box
    Three, make her open the box
    And that's the way you do it

    It's my dick in a box
    My dick in a box, babe
    It's my dick in a box
    Ooh, my dick in a box, girl

    Christmas, dick in a box
    Hanukkah, dick in a box
    Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
    Every single holiday, a dick in a box
    Over at your parent's house, a dick in a box
    Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
    Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
    Yeah, well, well, well, well, well
    My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box Writer/s: Akiva Schaffer, Andy D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin R. Timberlake, Katreese Barnes
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
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