No Homo

Album: Turtleneck & Chain (2011)
  • Hey man
    Hey,
    Dude you're looking pretty swoll' have you been working out?
    Uh Yeah! Why you looking?
    Oh no not like that man I mean no homo
    Oh no homo cool

    When you want to compliment a friend, no homo
    But you don't want that friendship to end, no homo
    To tell a dude just how you feel, no homo
    Just say no homo so he knows the deal no homo

    Yo man you got a fresh style, no homo
    And you know you got the best smile, no homo
    Your girlfriend is a lucky lady, no homo
    With your looks you'd make a handsome baby, no homo

    I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt, no homo
    It's hard to pull it off but you make it work, no homo
    Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent, no homo
    Hey I kinda like the musical Rent, no homo

    Man I can't decide who wore it best, no homo
    But I'm feelin Diane Keaton's vest, no homo
    I admitted I'm a fashionista, no homo
    And I know every line of Mystic Pizza, no homo

    Damn this rose is something special (no homo)
    Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)
    Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no homo)
    We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no homo)

    Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)
    Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)
    Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)
    But as a joke 'cause we're all straight (no homo)

    Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)
    Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)
    Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)
    Yo I've been thinking about fucking a dude (no homo)

    We could three-way sixty nine (no homo)
    Or human centipede in a line (no homo)
    Or some docking could be hella fun ( no homo)
    Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no homo)

    Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
    And butt fuck a dude while he sixty nine's Morrissey(?)
    No homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
    To gave young Socrates the illful release

    Hey yo no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
    Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
    These two words have set me free (no homo)
    Damn it feels good to be (no homo) Writer/s: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, BOBBY BYRD, JORMA TACCONE
    Publisher: Warner Chappell Music, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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  • Megan from Stevenson, AlThis is hilarious! DANG! Jack Sparrow is too! OMG!!!
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