Craigslist

Album: Internet Leaks (2009)
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  • Whoa, yeah!
    You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
    With automatic drive
    A custom paint job, too
    I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
    And a slightly used sombrero
    And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist
    Craigslist!
    I'm on Craiglist, baby, come on!
    Yeah
    Well, we shared a quick glance
    Saturday at the mall
    I never took a chance
    Never approached you at all
    You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas
    I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
    Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed
    On Craigslist!
    Yeah, Craigslist, come on!
    I'm on Craigslist
    Oh, baby, maybe you are too!
    Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo!
    An open letter to the snotty barista
    At the Coffee Bean on San Vacente Boulevard:
    I know there were twenty people behind me in line
    But I was on a cell phone call with my mother
    Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
    That means, "I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes"
    So, what's with the attitude, lady?
    No tip for you!
    Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts
    You can have 'em for free
    You can drop by on the weekend
    And pick 'em up from me
    But the trash can ain't part of the deal
    Only givin' you the peanuts
    Get real!
    Don't have no Hefty bag, so bring your own
    Don't bug me with questions on the phone
    Don't ask for help, don't waste my time
    And don't complain, 'cause they won't cost you a dime
    Just ask yourself:
    Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
    You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
    Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
    You can have them all
    They're on Craigslist, yeah!
    Craigslist!
    Ow, baby, come on!
    I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist!
    I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist, now
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