All the songs in the 2000 musical The Witches Of Eastwick have lyrics by John Dempsey and music by Dana P. Rowe. In their interview in the official programme for the Theatre Royal Drury Lane production, they say this along with "Who's The Man?" was one of two for the leading man they submitted with their first batch, but "One worked. One did not. And so it went." There does not appear to have been a professional recording of it made.
Suggestion credit: Alexander Baron - London, England