I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

Album: The Pirates of Penzance (1879)
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Songfacts®:

  • The Pirates of Penzance is a comic opera in two acts, with music by Arthur Sullivan and libretto by W. S. Gilbert. This comedic patter song from the work is perhaps the most famous song in Gilbert and Sullivan's oeuvre. It is sung by Major General Stanley at his first entrance, towards the end of Act I.
  • The song lampoons the "modern" educated British Army officer of the later 19th century, a man with a well-rounded education in all subjects but the military.

    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General


    Despite being very well-educated, this "modern" major-general has very little knowledge about military matters, favoring obscure facts about math and science.
  • The character who sings "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" was said to be modeled on the real-life Field Marshal Garnet Joseph Wolseley, an Anglo-Irish officer in the British Army. Rather than being offended by the caricature, Wolseley would sing the song to amuse his friends.
  • Because of a tide of unauthorized Gilbert & Sullivan productions in America, the British pair opened The Pirates of Penzance in New York - their only premiere outside London.

Comments: 5

  • David Letterman Jones from The Flying DutchmanBoth of you should be in the Locker by now, and I'm still on my way.
  • General Beckett, 1643 from Port Royal, JamaicaWhat in the absolute lyrical madness is this infernal shanty?
  • General Beckett, 1643 from Port Royal, JamaicaI, too, am a very model of a Modern Major General
  • Jackson S. Sparrow from Port Royal, JamaicaThis shanty brings memories of that one fool who marched around the cellhouse ensuring the city knew he was a general. Oh, the memories this brings.
  • Tcsquirrel from The InternetIf the bit about Wolseley is true.... then first he sounds like a delightful if buffoonish person... and second I rather have to applaud him being able to poke fun at himself and own it rather than get huffy and offended. While the song is arguably quite complimentary considering the fairly broad and rich education, it does nothing but basically sum up 'I am possibly the most unqualified person to be here and would be of much better use far far away from this place. Hence I am in charge.'.
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