Album: Human Menagerie (1974)
Charted: 5
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  • "'Judy Teen' was a boy/girl story, a teenage romance," Steve Harley explained. "A bit of sex in there, interesting drum rhythm, hooks all over the place - lo and behold big hit! It's a good sexy little teenage love story. When I wrote 'Judy Teen,' I was 18 or 19 when I had the experience that that song came from."

    He added: "When the first album came out, the record company said, 'We don't have a single.' And I said very arrogantly, 'I'll write one, I know how to do it.' That's exactly what I said and exactly what I did. Now I think - what an arrogant young man, fearless!"
  • As you can surmise from their name, Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel were a British band. "Judy Teen" was their first hit in their homeland, though their previous and debut single "Sebastian" was a hit in continental Europe. They never broke through in America.
  • Harley sings in the song of a brief, but memorable adolescent romance with an American girl. "Like it says in the lyrics, she was in from New York," he told Classic Rock. "She was very funny. And very naughty too. She taught me quite a lot, to be honest. She was very rude."
  • Cockney Rebel recorded "Judy Teen" in Abbey Road's No. 2 studio where The Beatles laid down their songs. Steve Harley co-produced it with Alan Parsons, who was a young Abbey Road engineer in those days. He'd earned his first credit a few years previously as an assistant engineer on the Abbey Road album.
  • Unusually for a rock song, "Judy Teen" as no lead guitar; instead, it is based around the electric violin riffs of Jean-Paul Crocker. The other Cockney Rebel musicians were:

    Paul Jeffreys: Fender bass
    Milton Reame-James: keyboards
    Stuart Elliott: drums, percussion
  • Harley wrote all the drum patterns himself and told Elliott what to do. "The 'dum-dum-dum-crash' sound is actually three of us leaning over the wooden staircase that goes down to the studio and control room, with us mic'd-up and slapping the rail with our open palms," he recalled. "I said to Alan: 'That's a really good trick.' And he went: 'Yeah, I nicked it from Roy Wood.' There's a Move single with that sound on it, which Roy had come up with. And Alan nicked it for us."

Comments: 3

  • Jules from Sheffield First single I bought still love it now
  • Dennis from Newcastle Upon TyneJudy Teen was written about Liza Minnelli, Judy Garlands daughter.
  • Xyzzy from U.k.Lyrics; [and it's Superbowls not superballs, think about it, clue; New York ]..

    Judy Teen, the queen of the scene, she's rag doll amore
    Verbal slang, American twang, you dare not ignore
    In from New York, prompted her to talk of Superbowls
    Judy Teen grew sick of the scene, just bragging to fools

    She took us on a carousel
    She made us smile and oh, how we laughed
    Together riding on a crest it was swell
    We stole her face and oh, how we laughed
    She made us happy

    Sacral blues in various hues, she capered to draw me
    Me and Yankie, all hanky panky, seldom she bored me
    She's so bold and me feeling old, just stroking her face
    Super troubadour, she can show you more than her lace

    She took us on the carousel
    She made us smile and oh, how we laughed
    Together riding on a crest it was swell
    We stole her face and oh, how we laughed
    She made us happy

    Judy Teen, we know where you've been, your ego's insane
    To the cabaret where you'd schlep and sway on your cane
    Seeking shelter, no helter skelter's gonna betray yer
    Judy Teen, the queen of the scene, is coming to slay yer

    She took us on the carousel
    She made us smile and oh, how we laughed
    Together riding on a crest it was swell
    We stole her face and oh, how we laughed
    She made us happy.
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