How To Be A Millionaire
by ABC

Album: How to Be A... Zillionaire! (1985)
Charted: 49 20
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  • I've seen the future, I can't afford it
    Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
    Say mr. whispers! Here come the click of dice
    Roulette and blackjacks - gonna build us a paradise
    Larger than life and twice as ugly
    If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me

    Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
    For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
    So tell me
    Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire
    Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire!

    Millionaire! Billionaire! Trillionaire!

    Hardly surprising if you might consider
    Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
    What's my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
    Give me a million, a franchise on fun
    But there are millions who often get nowhere
    And there's just one secret I think you should share

    Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
    For all the cards you were dealt at the hands of fate
    So tell me
    Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire
    Tell me! tell me! How to be a millionaire!

    Who wants to be millionaire?
    I do! - I don't! - I do!
    Who wants to be millionaire?
    I do! - I don't!

    I've seen the future and I can't afford it
    Writer/s: MARK WHITE, MARTIN FRY
    Publisher: BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 4

  • Dj from SocalWhere are the sound byte samples from at 2:18 ("billions and billions and billions of pounds" British voice) and 2:22 ("kill them someway" American voice) and 2:23 ("corruption corruption") ?
  • Barry from Sauquoit, NyOn March 8, 1986, ABC performed "How To Be A Millionaire" on the Dick Clark ABC-TV Saturday-afternoon program 'American Bandstand'...
    At the time the song was at #25 on Billboard's Top 100 chart, two weeks later it would peak at #20 {for 1 week} and it spent thirteen weeks on the Top 100...
    It reached #4 on Billboard's Hot Dance Club Play chart...
    And on the same 'Bandstand' show the group also performed "Be Near Me", four months earlier on November 3rd, 1985 it peaked at #9 {for 2 weeks} on the Top 100 chart and on September 22nd, 1985 it reached #1* {for 2 weeks} on Billboard's Hot Dance Club Play chart...
    Besides the above two song, the British group had five other Top 100 records, "Poison Arrow" {#25 in 1982}, "The Look of Love" {#18 in 1982}, "That Was Then But This Is Now" {#89 in 1983}, "Vanity Kills" {#91 in 1985}, and "When Smokey Sings" {#5 in 1987}...
    * Besides "Be Near Me", they had two other #1 records on the Hot Dance Club Play chart, "The Look of Love" for 1 week in 1982 and "When Smokey Sings" for 2 weeks in 1987.
  • Joshua from La Crosse, WiToward the end of this song, there is the refrain "Who wants to be a millionaire?" I wonder if that was the inspiration for the title of a certain game show...
  • Eugene from Minneapolis, MnI play this quite a bit as a "Gold" song on my Ipod. This is one of my favourite ABC songs ever next to the ultimate one called "Poison Arrow".
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