Brand New Car

Album: Mr. Wonderful (2015)
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  • I got a brand new car
    I got a jazz guitar

    Welcome, everybody

    Thank you a lot for coming, it means a lot to me
    Steady out with my knee, plenty of botany
    Damn, bad chick on top of me, pornography
    And I know she only want me for my guapary
    (Ahem... let me get my voice right
    Gary, sorry, 1, 2, 3, 4)
    It's the first time ever
    Yo fuck this jacket, I turn this shit to 85 napkins
    Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain
    Trust you me, Gotham's safer now
    But there's always a new joker in town
    Ready to smoke you with that pound
    But when he shoots it, the flag says "BANG!" and everybody laughs
    He must be up and off the molly tab
    I'm by the bar lookin' Swedish in the trench coat stupid
    The only one drinkin' mango lassi in the bullpen
    My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin
    My need for speed made the Jag spin
    Dog, I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad-libs
    Overseas I prolly got mad kids
    That I don't even know about, you better slow down, baby
    I'm still young, fuck it, gotta use it while it works
    Nothin' lasts forever, or does it? Fuck it
    Shout out to my cousins, all of 'em

    I got a brand new car
    I got a jazz guitar

    I'll take it back to playin' handball and smokin' on the park benches
    Dippin' cabs and hoppin' fences
    Laughin' all the way back to the buildin' runnin'
    Got to the door, twist the key, elevator waitin' for me
    100, got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix
    Grabbed a Snapple out the bin, no one's an even match for the kid
    Legs are made of stone, the back of a bridge
    In goal line situations I'll tackle The Fridge
    Peace to Mike Ditka, 50 on the light fixture
    Right side shifter, fight fixer, twist your sister
    And I ain't talkin' 'bout the hair band, mothafucka
    It's Bam Bam doin' ah ah ah ah

    Out with the, ah!
    I can't even get this fuckin' right, are you kidding me?
    I'm ashamed of myself, I'm sorry Writer/s: ARIYAN ARSLANI, BILLY JOEL, MARK RONSON
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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