Whip In My Valise

Album: Dirk Wears White Sox (1979)
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  • when I met you you were just sixteen
    pulling the wings off flies
    when an old lady got hit by a truck
    I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes
    your sadistic suits my masochistic
    and theres a whip in may valise on yeah

    who taught you to torture?
    who taught ya?
    who taught ya?
    who taught ya?
    who taught ya?

    describe the special punishment room
    over my garage, theres a
    whipping post, a vertical beam
    you have to be in charge
    I payed a packet
    for a new straight jacket
    and theres a whip in my valise oh yeah

    you put my head into the stocks
    and then you went to choose a cane
    but hey your cat has got nine tails
    you like to leave me lame
    I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker
    there's a whip in my valise oh yeah

    who taught you to torture?
    who taught ya?
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