Anthem For The New Millennium Generation

Album: A Benefit for Victims of Violent Crime (2007)
  • Gonna click my heels
    and jump for joy
    I got a clean bill o' health
    from Dr. McCoy

    Uncle Sam, he's our friend
    he'll be with us at the end

    He don't like jello
    He don't like cheese
    He don't do whippits
    with finger disease

    My head itches
    think I'll take a walk outside
    My girlfriend's clumsey
    I stuck two in her backside

    The fanny fungus
    is gettin' to meeeee
    I use topical ointment
    it makes me wheeze

    My friend Zeppo
    with colored lights
    He fed me mushrooms
    then split my uprights

    When the government owns you
    they give you checks
    go to your trailer
    and pull at your pec's.

    Fin

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