Egg Man

Album: Paul's Boutique (1989)
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  • Ah yeah
    I looked out the window seen his bald head
    Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
    Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
    Launched that shot and he was caught out there
    Saw the convertible driving by
    I loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
    He went for his to find he didn't have one
    Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
    The egg, a symbol of life
    I go inside your house and bust out your wife
    I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
    The trigger, I pulled his face, the yolk
    Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
    Left my man standing with the egg mustache
    Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
    "When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"

    Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
    King of the town (yeah)
    Always got my windows rolled down
    Ready to throw
    You know, I'm the Egg Man

    Once upon a time
    Egg Man

    Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
    He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg
    Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
    Hit the Rastaman, he said, (blood clot)
    What came first, the chicken or the egg?
    I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg
    Riding the trains, in between cars
    When I pull out the station, You're Gonna Get Yours
    Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA
    "Yo, you just got my little cousin, ese"
    Sometimes hard-boiled, sometimes runny (Ray)
    Comes from a chicken, not a bunny, dummy
    People laugh, it's no joke
    My name's "Yauch" and I'm throwing the yolk
    "Now they got me in a cell," but I don't care
    It was then that I got caught catching people out there

    Up on the roof, in my car, up all night
    I'm going through science like Dolemite
    The Mack, who?
    I'm the Egg Man, taxi driver?
    I'm the Egg Man
    Egg Man, Egg Man

    We all dressed in black, we snuck up around the back
    We began to attack, the eggs did crack on Haze's back
    Sam I Am, down with the program
    Green Eggs and Ham, Yosemite Sam
    Come Halloween, you know I come strapped
    I throw it at a sucker, "k-pap"
    You made the mistake and judge a man by his race
    You go through life with egg on your face
    Woke up in the morning, peculiar feeling
    Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
    Family, punk rocks, the businessman
    I'll dog everybody with the egg in my hand
    Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
    But crack on your forehead, here's a towel, now wipe

    Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
    Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
    Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man, Egg Man
    Egg Man Writer/s: Adam Horovitz, Adam Nathaniel Yauch, John Robert King, Matt Dike, Michael Louis Diamond, Michael S. Simpson
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group
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