The Ballad of Chasey Lain

Album: Hooray For Boobies (2000)
Charted: 15
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  • Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan
    I must demand
    You let me eat your ass

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties
    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties

    Would ya fuck me for blow? Writer/s: James M. Franks
    Publisher: Motor Songs GmbH, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 6

  • Miles from Vancouver, CanadaI sure would have liked to be at the video shoot!
  • Ressie from Medford, OrChristoph - we have both a censored and uncensored version here, both for the song itself and the video. US censorship is COMPLETELY out of hand, as our society has become so "PC" that it no longer has a backbone.
    Sad. Anyway, this song is a kick in the ass - I love the overall sound...and so does my mom! We used to drive around singing it when I was younger. Fun stuff.
  • Christoph from Graz, AustriaI just wondered if this song is actually censored in the US version? lol!
    ('Cause I live in Austria and here it's definitely not)
  • Ann from Victoria, AustraliaThe song is awesome!! I cant get it out of my head!!
  • Brianna from Tville, FlDude the funniest song ever and you cant deny
  • Bob from Boca Raton, FlChasey Lain has a pair that would be a full house any day of the week. And that's a fact!
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