Album: Sorry For Partyin' (2009)
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  • You are my best friend in the world.
    And I hope that you know,
    When we hangout together,
    It's freakin' awesome.

    Playing poker Friday night,
    Pyromancing off golf cart races
    You think that my sister's hot
    I accidentally shot your finger
    Off your writing hand oh well,
    You get disability.
    I broke my leg you laughed so hard
    And told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

    You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
    That I really and truly feel this way
    Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

    And sometimes we punch each other in the face
    Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
    I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

    You fart and burp in the same key,
    And I think your iPod sucks.
    You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

    I've seen your penis you've seen mine
    I popped your pimples you
    Rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

    You went in fits when I shit my pants
    You felt my girls' brand new boobs
    You asked to suck them she refused
    So while you slept I shaved your head
    You woke up and told me that I

    You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
    That I really and truly feel this way
    Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

    And sometimes we punch each other in the face
    Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
    I know you know I love you (I fringin' love you dude)
    I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

    You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
    That I really and truly feel this way
    Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

    And sometimes we punch each other in the face
    Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
    I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. Writer/s: JARET RAY REDDICK
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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