High School Never Ends

Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case (2006)
Charted: 40 97
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  • Four years, you think for sure
    That's all you've got to endure
    All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
    So superficial, so immature

    And then when you graduate
    You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!"
    This is the same as where I just came from
    I thought it was over, oh, that's just great

    The whole damned world is just as obsessed
    With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
    Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
    Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

    And you still don't have the right look
    And you don't have the right friends
    Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
    High school never ends

    Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey
    Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey

    Check out the popular kids
    You'll never guess what Jessica did
    And how did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
    And Katie had a baby, so I guess Tom's straight

    And the only thing that matters
    Is climbing up that social ladder
    Still care about your hair and the car you drive
    Doesn't matter if you're sixteen or thirty-five

    Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
    Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
    Jack Black, a clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
    Seen it all before, I want my money back

    The whole damned world is just as obsessed
    With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
    Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
    Who's throwing up before they digest

    And you still don't have the right look
    And you don't have the right friends
    And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
    High school never ends
    Whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
    (High school never ends)

    The whole damned world is just as obsessed
    With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
    Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
    Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

    And I still don't have the right look
    And I still have the same three friends
    And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
    High school never ends
    Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
    High school never ends
    Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
    High school never ends
    Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
    And here we go again
    Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Writer/s: Adam Schlesinger, Jaret Ray Reddick
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 4

  • Scott from Russell, NyHas anyone else noticed the fact that they have big name celebrities in the song?
  • Martha from New York, NyAwesome song. So simple but clearly thought out. Just my type. It's my second favorite next to almost!
  • Blake from Chico, Calol love this song, very sad but very true. First time I heard it, I was laughing so hard I cried.
  • Cal from Baltimore, Mdthis song is awesome and true high school never ends even after everybody is the exact same way they were in high school
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