Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)
by Chef

Album: Chef Aid: The South Park Album (1998)
Charted: 1
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  • Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
    A half a stick of butter melted
    Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
    Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth
    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
    Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls
    They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
    So suck on my balls

    Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
    Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
    Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
    Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick

    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    They're big and salty and brown
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    Just stick my balls in your mouth
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
    Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls
    They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
    Suck on my balls

    Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
    Smell like something burning
    Well, that don't confront me now
    Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
    Baby you better get back in the kitchen
    Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
    Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
    Come, my balls on fire
    Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
    Give me some water, pour some water on me
    My balls are burning, oh my goodness
    I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something

    Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now)
    Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
    Put 'em out baby, blow 'em

    Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby
    Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
    Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls Writer/s: DAVID BRUCE HOWELL, MATT STONE, RANDOLPH S. PARKER
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
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