I Wanna Be A Bear

Album: Milo Goes To College (1982)
  • Got your jourdache jeans
    Got your pretty long hair
    Dinner and a movie powder your nose
    Take their honey for lay
    Just like pay
    You're just a human being on this planet
    You're just flesh and blood like all the rest
    You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass
    Humans are ses I want to be a bear
    I want to shit in the woods
    In my cave hunt my prey
    Could be you, I want to have food
    Burgers not berries
    Ladies are women but women are ladies
    Got a baited hook you are calling it
    Your cherry
    You want to settle down
    And you want to get married
    I don't want to smell your muff

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