La Di Da Di

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  • Hit it!
    Aww yea!
    La di da di, la di da di
    La di, la di!
    You know what, you peep this
    La di da di, we like to party
    We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
    We're, just some men that's on the mic
    And when we rock upon the mic
    We rock the mic (right!)
    For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health
    Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self
    Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'
    That we create, so that's our mission, so listen
    To what we say because this type of shit happens everyday
    I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'
    Gave myself a (strech up), a mornin' yawn and
    Went to the bathroom to wash up
    Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup
    I said a (Mirror mirror!) on the wall
    Who is the top choice of them all?
    There was a rumble dumble
    Five minutes it lasted, the mirror said
    (You are you concieted bastard!)
    Yo that's true, that's why we never have no beef
    So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
    Used "Oil of Olay" cause my skin gets pale
    Then I got the files, for my fingernails
    True to the style on my behalf
    I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath
    Clean, dry, was my body and hair
    I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
    For all the girls I might take home
    I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the (Polo Colonge)
    Fresh dressed like a millions bucks, threw on the Valley shoes
    And the fly green socks
    Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no!
    I went back in I forgot the
    Then I dilly (dally) ran through a (alley)
    Bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley)
    This was a girl playing hard to get
    So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset
    She said uh (it's all because of you)
    Say what? (I'm feeling sad and blue)
    She said what? (you went away)
    And now, my life is filled with rainy days
    And I love you so, how much you'll never know
    Cause you took your love away from me
    Now what was I to do
    She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
    I said, "don't cry (dry, your eye)
    Here comes your mother with those two little guys"
    Her mean mother steps and says to me ("hi!")
    Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye!)
    Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her (feet)
    Slammed the child on the hard concrete
    The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
    Something was wrong I said what was going on?
    I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
    She said "if I can't have you (she can't either")
    She grabbed me closely by my socks
    So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
    But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
    She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
    So we can go cruising in my OJ, and what?
    I'll give you all my love today
    What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what?
    Somehow your words just hypnotize me
    And I just love your jazzy ways
    Yo MC Rick my love is here to stay"
    And on and on and on she kept on
    The bitch been around before my mother's born
    I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
    I said, "you can't have me I'm too young for you miss"
    She said, "no you're not, " then she starts crying
    I says "I'm thirty-four", she says ("stop lying!")
    I said "I am, go ask my mother
    And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!"
    To the tick tock and you don't stop
    To the tick tick ya don't, hit it!
    Doug E. Fresh y'all, give him a round of applause y'all
    Doug E. Fresh!
    Yea, what up


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