The World's Biggest Paving Slab

Album: This Could Be Texas (2024)
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  • I am the world's biggest paving slab
    But no one can walk over me
    I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
    And I am Lee Ingleby
    I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
    And the festival of R&B
    And I'm not the terrorist of Talbot Street
    But I have apocalyptic dreams

    You should see my armoury

    I am the world's biggest paving slab
    So watch your fucking feet

    I am the world's biggest paving slab
    But I sit here quietly
    No one ever looks down at the ground
    Yeah, no one ever notices me
    I wish I were born a stone
    I made Wycoller my home
    Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
    I'm not the terrorist of Talbot street
    But I think that ruins have beauty

    You should see my armoury
    You should walk all over me

    I am the world's biggest paving slab
    And the world's smallest celebrity Writer/s: DANIEL ROBERT WILF THOMAS, DOUGLAS JAKE FROST, KEITH WARNOCK SANGER JAMES, LILY FONTAINE, NICHOLAS JOHN EDEN
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, CTM Publishing
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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