Volvo Driving Soccer Mom

Album: Slow Motion Daydream (2003)
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  • You know I used to be a bad girl,
    I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom.
    Yeah, I used to be a dancer at the local strip club,
    But now I know my right wing from my wrong.
    Yeah-yeah, I really used to be a bad girl,
    I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom.
    I know I used to be a real wild child,
    But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.
    Nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom, nana-nana nana-nana.

    I really used to be a bad girl,
    I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong.
    I used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do,
    But now I'm different, now I sing a new song.
    I really used to be a bad girl,
    I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom.
    Yes, I used to be a real wild child,
    But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom.

    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.

    Whoa, whoa, where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
    I wonder where all the porn stars go,
    Cause when you need one, they are never around.
    I think they moved out to the suburbs,
    And now they're blond, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
    They've got blond, bland, middle-class Republican children,
    And blond, bland, middle-class Republican lives.
    Where do all the porn stars go when the lights go down?
    I think I know where all the porn stars go?
    They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms.

    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom.
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom,
    Nana-nana nana-nana, Volvo-driving soccer mom. Writer/s: ART ALEXAKIS, CRAIG MONTOYA, GREG EKLUND
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Katie from Medford, Ori like how she has a pet rat in the video..
  • Joe from Gallipolis, Ohthis song was about mother teresa
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