Photoshop Handsome

Album: Man Alive (2010)
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  • I will gain an extra life, when I get the high score.
    You could respawn anywhere
    I am one with the furniture, more inanimate than amateur
    Like a television set! Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly!
    I will boost my
    Attention span, soon my clock will have a minute hand
    You've become a smithereen!
    (I'm watching that!)
    Foxhound frolic on the abattoir floor, up in
    Heaven it's symmetrical oh

    Airbrush!
    What have you done with my father?

    Why does he look like a carving?
    How do I live in the present?
    I make my
    Own density?

    And Ah-Ah-Ah!
    Who did your Photoshop handsome?
    You ready for
    Reincarnation?
    Gotta come back as something organic,
    Or come back as
    Something else!

    Just come back as something else!

    More dollar!
    Less scholar!
    Less time!

    My teeth dazzle like an igloo wall,
    I inhabit, I
    Inhibit y'all!
    Can you operate alone?
    Chest pumped elegantly elephantine,
    Southern hemisphere by Calvin Klein
    Watch your dorsal fin collapse! I know
    Nothing about my history!
    I put a rain forest in an Oxo cube! Struck by
    Lightning if I take the tube!
    Thank your chromosomes for that
    I have skin
    Like a waxen peel,
    And a face that I can never feel but

    Airbrush!
    What
    Have you done with my landscape?
    Flooding the fields with this clone
    Shape?
    Where is the country you died for?
    And what is the century?

    And
    Ah-Ah-Ah!
    Who did your Photoshop handsome?
    You ready for
    Reincarnation?
    Gotta come back as something less frantic
    You gotta banish
    That army of panic
    Gotta come back as something organic,

    Come back as
    Something organic, or come back as something else!

    I will gain an extra
    Life,
    I will gain an extra

    Airbrush!
    What have you done with my father?

    Why does he look like a carving?
    How do I live in the present?
    I make my
    Own density?

    And Ah-Ah-Ah!
    Who did your Photoshop handsome?
    You ready for
    Reincarnation?
    Gotta come back as something organic,
    Or come back as
    Something else! Writer/s: ALEXANDER KAINES ROBERTSHAW, JEREMY JOSEPH PRITCHARD, JONATHAN JOSEPH HIGGS, MICHAEL DAVID SPEARMAN
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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