Never Fight a Man with a Perm

Album: Joy as an Act of Resistance (2018)
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  • Brylcreem
    Creatine
    And a bag of Charlie Sheen
    Brylcreem
    Creatine
    And a bag of kokain
    A dulcet man with a dulcet tone
    From a dulcet town and a dulcet home
    He hates me
    I like that
    Two arms like big baseball bats
    I bark
    He bites back
    A jaw like a fuck off bear trap
    He said "these boots are made for stomping
    And that's just what they'll do
    One of these days these boots are gonna
    Stomp all over you"

    I said I got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
    Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out

    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete

    A heathen from Eton
    On a bag of Michael Keaton
    A heathen from Eton
    On a bag of Michael Keaton
    He thinks he's suave
    You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter
    You are a catalogue, plastic Sinatra
    A tryhard, you should've tried harder
    Me, oh me, oh my, Roy
    You look like a walking thyroid
    You're not a man, you're a gland
    You're one big neck with sausage hands
    You are a Topshop tyrant
    Even your haircut's violent
    You look like you're from Love Island
    You stood and the room went silent

    Never fight a man with a perm

    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete to leather
    Concrete

    I shut my mouth
    Let's hug it out
    I shut my mouth
    Let's hug it out
    I shut my mouth
    I shut my mouth Writer/s: Adam Devonshire, Joe Talbot, Jon Beavis, Lee Kiernan, Mark Bowen
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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