Shoot Out On The Plantation

Album: Leon Russell (1970)
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  • Woah, Junior and the drummer are fighting
    About a woman in the neighborhood
    Oh, the drummer never hit a bad lick in his life
    And Junior never hit any good

    Yeah, the colonel said that women are for loving, not fighting
    But that didn't clear the air
    'Cause Junior's still living in the blackboard jungle
    With his Elvis Presley hair

    Yeah, the drummer's got the drum, the colonel's got the gun
    And Junior's only got a knife, he'd better run
    It's a shootout on the plantation, it's so hard to understand
    Why do some people have to hurt somebody?
    The firewater's not the villain
    Yeah, the last one to kiss is the first to shoot
    And stabbing your friends is such a drag to boot
    It's a shootout on the plantation
    Oh, heaven help Mister Swan, yeah

    And the cold steel blade is shining
    Enough to cause your blood to freeze
    But the drummer is drumming a Rolling Stones' number
    On Junior's head and on his knees

    Oh, Oklahoma's lonesome cowboys
    Are turned on in Tinsel Town
    I knew there'd be some cameras rolling
    If Andy was standing around

    Yeah, the drummer's got the drum, the colonel's got the gun
    And Junior's only got a knife, he'd better run
    It's a shootout on the plantation, it's so hard to understand
    Why do some people have to hurt somebody?
    The firewater's not the villain
    Yeah, the last one to kiss is the first to shoot
    And stabbing your friends is such a drag to boot
    It's a shootout on the plantation
    Oh, heaven help Mister Swan, help me

    Yeah now, the drummer's got the drum, the colonel's got the gun
    And Junior's only got a knife, he'd better run
    It's a shootout on the plantation, it's so hard to understand
    Why do some people have to hurt somebody?
    The firewater's not the villain
    Yeah, the last one to kiss is the first to shoot
    And stabbing your friends is such a drag to boot
    It's a shootout on the plantation
    Oh, heaven help Mister Swan, yeah

    Won't somebody help me
    You gotta help me, help me, help me
    Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me
    Whoa won't you help me, help me
    Whoo why don't you help me?
    Why don't you tell me about it?
    Why don't you scream and shout it?
    Whoa won't you help me, help me?
    Mmm help me help me
    Won't heaven help mister?
    Won't you kiss your sister?
    Whoa, won't you heaven help mister? Writer/s: Leon Russell
    Publisher: MUSIC SALES CORPORATION
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Comments: 3

  • Bill from Sunshine State FloridaI've been digging this song for 50 years, never could understand half the words. Now that I've read the lyrics (thanks!) I still don't know what I am hearing!
  • Darren Dunn from Oklahoma City, OkThe Colonel is Gary Sanders another musician.
  • Robert from Tulsa, OkThe song is about a jealous boyfriend, a 'Jimmy Markham’ who showed up at a party at the Plantation loud & drunk. Taj Mahal’s drummer Chuck Blackwell who was in bed with Jimmy’s girl. Jimmy began to carry on, waking up the ‘Colonel’ (probably the home owner). From the top of the stairs, the Colonel basically told Jimmy to shut up saying girls are not for fightin. When Jimmy wouldn’t stop the Colonel left and re-appeared naked wearing a 38 and proceeded to start shooting down at Jimmy, who had hidden behind some bongo drums. Jimmy took off uninjured - although the drums had holes. Note also: Davis was in the concert for Bangldesh.
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