Sheila:
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse

Sharon:
Should we blame the government?

Liane:
Or blame society?

Randy Gerald Stuart:
Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila:
No blame Canada

All:
Blame Canada

Sheila:
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

All:
Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila:
We need to form a full assault

All:
It's Canada's fault

Sharon:
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan

Liane:
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Sheila:
Well blame Canada

All:
Blame Canada

Sheila:
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

All:
Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Copy Shack Employee:
They're not even a real country anyway

Mrs. McCormick:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

All:
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila:
Heck no

All:
Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila:
With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane:
And that bitch Anne Murray too

All:
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we will stash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
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