Moron Brothers
by NOFX

  • Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
    They're idiots, losers, they're scum
    Taking advantage of everyone
    You're a dog, they're your fleas
    Doing everything they can to spread disease

    They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
    Leave you with microscopic drugs
    Their company is something you won't miss
    When your ice trays are filled with piss
    They are the Moron Brothers
    Don't get along with others

    They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
    They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch

    They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
    Tabasco's in your mouth,
    There's mustard up your nose
    When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
    Just try to move your leg
    They've put you in a cast
    They are the Moron Brothers
    Don't get along with others

    They may not go down in history
    But they'll go down on your sister Writer/s: MIKE BURKETT
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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