S&M Airlines
by NOFX

Album: S&M Airlines (1989)
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  • I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
    I had to get out of this town tonight
    Then a lady in black caught my attention
    I couldn't figure out what was her intention

    She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
    She could get me a seat and the price was right
    She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
    I had no idea what was in store for me

    She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
    She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
    She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
    One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again

    The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
    She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
    The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
    Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

    Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
    Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
    So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
    I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

    The plane finally landed by the end of the night
    I had to get off of this torture flight
    I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
    She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.

    I'll never fly S&M airlines again
    I'll never fly S&M airlines again
    I'll never fly S&M airlines again
    I'll never fly S&M airlines again Writer/s: MIKE BURKETT
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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