Me And My Monkey

Album: Escapology (2002)
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  • There was me and my monkey
    And with his dungarees and rollerblades
    Smoking filter tips
    Reclining in the passenger seat of my supercharged jet black Chevrolet
    He had the soft top down
    He liked the wind in his face
    He said, "Son, you ever been to Vegas?" I said "No"
    He said, "That's where we're gonna go, you need a change of pace"
    And when we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs, he said
    "I left my wallet in El Segundo" and proceeded to take two grand of mine
    We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay hotel
    Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well
    He looked in the passenger seat of my car, oh, with a smile he said
    "If your monkey's got that kind of money, sir, then we've got a monkey bed"

    Me and monkey
    With a dream and a gun
    I'm hoping my monkey
    Don't point that gun at anyone
    Me and monkey
    Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
    Trying to understand
    Why he did what he did
    Why he did what he did

    And at the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
    We had a room up top with a panoramic view, it's like nothing you've ever seen before
    He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
    He ran his little monkey fingers through the Yellow Pages
    Called up escort services and ordered some okie doke
    Forty minutes later, there came a knock at the door
    In walked this big, bad-ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores
    "Hi, my name is Sunshine
    These are my girls
    Lace my palm with silver, baby
    Oh yeah, and they'll rock your world"
    So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
    Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing 'bout lithium
    There came and knocked at the door and in walked Sunshine
    "What's up?"
    "You better get your ass in here, boy, your monkey is having too much of a good time"

    Me and my monkey
    Drove in search of the sun
    Me and my monkey
    Don't point that gun at anyone
    Me and my monkey
    Like Billy the Kid
    Trying to understand
    Why he did what he did
    Why he did what he did

    Got tickets to see Sheena Easton
    The monkey was high
    Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
    We left before encores
    He couldn't sit still
    Sheena was a blast, baby
    But my monkey was ill
    When I played black jack
    Kept hittin' 23
    Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
    Or was it my monkey
    I couldn't be sure
    It's not like you've never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before
    Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
    That's a bad-ass monkey, boy, and he's packing a gun
    "My name is Rodriguez" he says with death in his eye
    "I've been chasing you for a long time, amigos
    And now your monkey is gonna die"

    Me and my monkey
    Drove in search of the sun
    Me and my monkey
    We don't wanna kill no Mexican
    But we got ten itchy fingers
    One thing to declare
    When the monkey is high
    You do not stare
    You do not stare
    You do not stare

    Looks like we got ourselves a Mexican stand off here, boy
    And I ain't about to run
    Put your gun down, boy
    How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow? Writer/s: Guy Chambers, Robert Peter Williams
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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  • Witchi from Bury Uk who is the monkey that the song is about?
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