That Don't Impress Me Much

Album: Come On Over (1997)
Charted: 3 7
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  • Ow
    Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

    I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
    But you've got being right down to an art
    You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
    You're a regular original, a know-it-all

    Oh-oh, you think you're special
    Oh-oh, you think you're something else
    Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

    That don't impress me much
    So you got the brain, but have you got the touch?
    Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
    But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
    That don't impress me much
    Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

    I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
    And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
    And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
    'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

    Oh-oh, you think you're special
    Oh-oh, you think you're something else
    Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

    That don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
    So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
    Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
    But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
    That don't impress me much
    And yeah

    You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
    You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
    I can't believe you kiss your car good night
    Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be jokin', right?

    Oh-oh, you think you're something special
    Oh-oh, you think you're something else
    Okay, so you got a car

    That don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
    So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
    Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
    But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

    That don't impress me much (that don't impress me)
    Oh, oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
    Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
    But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights
    That don't impress me much
    Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

    Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
    Whatever
    That don't impress me Writer/s: Robert John Lange, Shania Twain
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 3

  • Phil from Auckland, New ZealandPhew ! There is a line in this song which apparently goes:
    I can't believe you kiss your car good night
    I hope I don't have a dirty mind, but the way it sounds, the word in not CAR.
    I will leave you to guess what other word starting with C was what I always
    thought it was !

    Phil Auckland, New Zealand
  • Jennifur SunBrad Pitt don't impress me much either
  • Barry from Sauquoit, NyOn March 3rd 1999, Shania Twain's TV special 'Winter Break' was aired on CBS-TV network...
    At the time she had two records on Billboard's Hot Top 100 chart; "From This Moment On" at #47 and "That Don't Impress Me Much" at #69 {on the Hot Country Singles chart it was at #10}...
    And her third studio album, 'Come On Over'*, was at #2 on Billboard's Top Country Albums chart and #12 on the Top 200 Pop Albums chart...
    * The album would peak at #1 on the Country Albums chart and #2 on the Top 200 Pop Album chart.
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