Square Dance Rap

Album: Swass (1985)
Charted: 81
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  • Ha he, he!
    Why Mix-A-Lot cotton picker you freak skinnin' the cats
    Why don't you bring the beat on in here, cotton picker so I can get down

    Put it up
    That's the way I like it there Mix-A-Lot
    Hey Mix-A-Lot, picks me up cotton picker
    Picks me up Mix-A-Lot

    Now everybody's rappin' 'bout
    Everybody's rappin' 'bout
    Ever

    Now everybody's rappin' 'bout
    Everybody's rappin' 'bout
    Ever

    Now everybody's rappin' 'bout "where's their line?"
    I'm gonna bust me a brand new rhyme
    Girlfriend's down and you stomped her freak
    Shake your hips and act conceit
    Throw your head high in the air
    Grab your partner's derriere
    Fellas in the cut, I know you must be trippin'
    My boy's got them there home girl's quippin'
    Now grab your partner, take a bow
    If you can't dance, I'll tell you how
    Wave your hands and take two steps
    Grab your hips and slide to the left
    Get all in your partner's face
    Swerve to the side and show your lace
    If your a freak then let it show
    And grab your partner doshy-do (do, do)

    Now if you think your partner's fine
    Grab her where the sun don't shine
    If you can't dance, then tap your toes
    If your stuffed up, turn up your nose
    Wave your hands from side to side
    Lean to the left and take a slide
    Other's DJs know their no match
    Just look to the stage and the song's that scratched

    Rock me babe
    Rock me babe
    Rock me babe
    Rock me babe

    Freaks on the left and freaks on the right
    Grab your partner, hold him tight
    Put your hands in his Levi's
    Hold his rear while he grips your thighs
    The more you dance, the more I rap
    The big fat beat makes your toes tap
    Glee can, no can, hang with this
    All you freaks give your man a kiss (look good)

    My beats are icky
    That why I'm Swass
    My beats are icky
    That why I'm Swass

    My beats are icky
    That why I'm Swass
    My beats are icky
    That why I'm Swass

    Beat box
    Oh Mix-A-Lot I'm feelin' it now, cotton picker
    Yee ha!

    Now everybody on the floor clap your hands
    Smoke to the beat of the one man band
    Mix-A-Lot brings on the drum machine
    The bass line riff is "oh, so mean"
    Mix-A-Lot make a jam in his room
    With a full tape recorder you can bust jams too
    Throw your partner across your thigh
    Tickle her fast, until she starts to cry
    Whip her to the left, whip her to the right
    But don't whip her to hard cause her jeans are tight (look good)

    Get your hands off that girl, boy
    Seattle rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    L.A. rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    Miami rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    D.C. rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    Carolina rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    Houston, Texas rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    Your momma rocks
    (To the, to, to, to the Square Dance Rap)
    London, England rocks
    (To the sq, to the sq, to the Square Dance Rap)
    To the Square Dance Rap, hot damn

    Hey Mix-A-Lot, what in the world is that noise cotton picker?
    Sound like Grand Ole Opry
    Hear what I say Mix-A-Lot, say sound like Grand Ole Opry cotton picker
    Now before we end this filthy cut, we got a few things we have to say
    To the home girls sprung on the hum drum beat, check out Sir Mix-A-Lot Ray
    His style is fresh, so clean and new, he pulls so many tricks
    If you give him ten bucks and a brand new tape, he'll put you in the mix
    A ha ha, hey Mix-A-Lot I caught you that time, cotton picker

    My beats are icky Writer/s: ANTHONY L. RAY
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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