Natalie's Rap

Album: Incredibad (2006)
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  • We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

    Hello

    So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

    Do you really want to know?

    Yes, tell us

    I don't sleep motherfucker
    Off that yak and Durban
    Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving

    Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

    Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
    Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

    (What you want Natalie)

    To drink and fight

    (what you need Natalie)

    To fuck all night

    Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
    Put my foot down your throat
    'Til you shit in my shoe
    Leave you screaming
    Pay for my dry cleaning
    Fuck your man
    It's my name that he's screaming

    I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

    I never said I was a role model

    What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

    All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
    It's Portman mother fucker
    Drink till I'm sick
    Slit your throat
    And poor nitrous down the hole
    Watch you laugh and cry
    While I laugh you die
    And all the dudes
    You know I'm talking to you
    (we love you Natalie)
    I wanna fuck you too
    P is for Portman
    P is for pussy!
    I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me

    Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.

    Well there's a lot you may not know about me.

    Really? Such as?

    When I was in Harvard
    I smoked weed every day
    I cheated every test
    And snorted all the yay
    I gotta a def posse
    And you gotta buncha dudes
    I sit right down on your face and take a shit

    Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!)
    And I always pay for your dry cleaning
    When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
    As for the drug use
    Well I can vouch for that
    My dick is scared of you
    Girl

    Okie-doke. One final question,
    If you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood,
    Who would it

    No more questions Writer/s: Akiva Schaffer, Andrew D. Samberg, Asa Taccone, Jorma Taccone
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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