Semicolon

Album: The Wack Album (2013)
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  • Get ready for a whale of a time Shamu
    My whole team coming clean shampoo
    These dudes is comic relief, whoopie
    And I'm the motherfucking monster cookie
    When you see me better cross the street Frogger
    Then go home and write about it blogger
    Did I do that? Urkel
    Yo Angela, who's The Boss? Merkel
    I'll take you where you've never been Oxnard
    Then make you suck a bulls' nut ox nard
    If Miss Moore married Josh Demi Brolin
    A comma and a fucking dot semicolon

    We run these streets stop lights
    All eyes on me, spot lights
    Each semicolon brings us closer to the top

    I'm loud and I'm zipping around, jet ski
    Your dick is little like Wayne Gretsky
    But Gretsky's got a big dick clarification
    Everyone who's rude to me Paris vacation
    My stomach's getting fat food
    Leave trash inside my car rude
    You're acting all Machio Ralph
    But I'll eat all you cats, Alf

    We run the game; umpire
    Always chase the night, young squire
    These semicolons are my light inside the dark

    It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
    Opposite of north, semicolon south
    Right over your home, semicolon attic
    Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict

    We got the game on lock toy chest
    You're too big for your clothes, boys vest
    You know we out of control, no brakes
    Your birthday party sucked no cakes

    When it comes to punctuation
    You know we're number one
    And to the people of every nation
    Feel the power of the semicolon Writer/s: Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Bogdan Osipenko, Jorma Taccone, Kevin Clark White, Michael Clinton Woods
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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